My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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