where does the pee come out of this thing
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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