Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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