I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
it was like eating out sand paper
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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