i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
bring money and cleavage
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Randomize
