I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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