Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
