You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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