im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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