talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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