Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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