He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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