direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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