Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
where are my eyebrows?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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