it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Come on in and take your pants off
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