I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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