"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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