Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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