So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
it glows. i had to have it.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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