question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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