i permit you to call me
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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