omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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