very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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