You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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