Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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