Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
smell my finger.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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