So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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