Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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