ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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