Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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