WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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