when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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