no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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