omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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