I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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