the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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