And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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