He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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