I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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