PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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