this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm having to shit out rocks
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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