hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
