chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
my poor anus
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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