We're facebook friends in real life
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I understand Curling. That high.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
the raccoons are back...
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