that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I can't trust your balls anymore.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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