O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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