Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wish i was in the wii world.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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