How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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