I'm drive I can fine osifer
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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