and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
how do flat chested girls get laid?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Randomize
